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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
impossiblydreaming
theblacktroymcclure

Imagine hearing and reading stories about legendary White House banquets….

And then trump rolls out a platter of Big Macs lmao

adonischildsupportcase

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notaskiathegoat

Cold Big Macs because they were ordered 3 hours earlier

bubblegum-pwussay

They just keep getting lower I swear

goldhornsandblackwool

me attending this public funeral for America’s reputation just to make sure I see the body

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thefrostyknight
221turtlesinthetardis

Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

wetfag

just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats

exemplarybehaviour

this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…

culdeefell

Reading comprehension on this site is piss-poor

mystrothedefender

How dare you say aces piss on the poor

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scrunnchy
dagnobutrly:
“ paxamericana:
“hamberders
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This is the only thing I will reblog of this incident. I am so god damn ashamed of this person. Of this event. Of the photos and videos and fucking tweets proving it all happened. I’m embarrassed. I’m...
paxamericana

hamberders

dagnobutrly

This is the only thing I will reblog of this incident. I am so god damn ashamed of this person. Of this event. Of the photos and videos and fucking tweets proving it all happened. I’m embarrassed. I’m fucking horrified. Could you imagine going to the White House, meeting the president, ANY president, and he presents to you fucking fast food. Shit you could get for five bucks a couple blocks down the road. And he smiled. He was proud. Those kids thought he was joking. I am– I am gobsmacked. I am speechless.

25 days.

Zero dollar paycheck.

25 billion dollar wall.

1000 dollars worth of fast fucking food.

Source: paxamericana
scrunnchy
kandinskian

I think it’s really insulting that westerners talk about communism. y'all had it too good and now y'all are being spoiled little brats. let me talk to you about the women and men executed and how their bodies were thrown out of trains and the basic food being rationed so harshly that we actually started black markets for fucking sugar and oil and let me talk to you about how they used to spy on everyone, we had mikes in our homes, how they made kids rat on each other and how controlled the education was. lights went out at 7. my parents used to study by a candle. everything. was. controlled. everyone. was. oppressed.

literaturc

# DESTROY TUMBLR’S UNAPOLOGETIC ROMANTICISING OF COMMUNISM 2K15 TBH

alchemistique

#the fastest way to make me lose all respect for you is if you’re one of the tumblr shitbabies who romanticizes communism #my grandfather was the only member of his family who survived the russian revolution #he hid in the family crypt and had to listen to the sounds of the bolsheviks slaughtering his whole family #women and children too #all shot execution style because they owned a tiny farm in what is now ukraine #the members of his extended family were all sent to gulags and we only know they were even there because we found records of their deaths #so don’t fucking come in here with your pop communism nonsense #not when my family has suffered under it #not when the families of millions #billions of people #have suffered for something you think is a cute and edgy way to rebel #go fuck yourselves honestly you ignorant pieces of shit #i consider myself a socialist but there is a huge fucking difference between socialist policies as implemented today in sweden etc. #and the utter living horror that was life under communism #stay classy tumblr 

chookeepsitreal

Not to mention it undermines all the people who had to flee their homes in order to avoid persecution.

You know.

That thing Tumblr constantly goes on and on about. About cultural erasure. But I guess when the USSR decided to effectively wipe out a the cultures of millions of people that’s somehow different.

That’s somehow excusable, to punish people for staying true to their roots. To torture them, starve them, have their families and children die because they didn’t adhere to these foreign ideals forced upon them.

I guess all of the people who had to leave their beloved homeland due to forced takeover, due to Imperialistic takeover just by another name, because it was ‘in the name of communism’ that makes it okay?

Fuck people who romanticize Communism.

jaxxgarcia

the communist manifesto literally says violence is a must in order to achieve “that utopia” problem is the violence never leaves because the governments are never satisfied because COMMUNISM NEVER WORKS. If you support communism you don’t support the ideal it wants to be, but the dictatorships they actually are, and you’re a misinformed piece of shit

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